Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Exam...

SUPER short post tonight.
I have to get a good night's sleep and be up early.
Because tomorrow is my AP ENGLISH AP EXAM.
My teacher has been FREAKING out about it.
So I have to do well or it might throw her into some kind of deep depression.
But I get an hour of open campus for lunch and I miss three of my four blocks!
Wonderful.
Only seven days left until I'm done.
DONE WITH HIGH SCHOOL FOREVER. HALLELUJAH THANK THE LORD.
Although, I'm already getting kind of nostalgic.

Band story tomorrow, I promise.
GOODNIGHT ALL. WISH ME LUCK.

Over.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

*GIGGLE*

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first scientist says "I'll have a glass of H2O."

The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of water too. Wh...why did you say H2O? Like, I know it's the chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally over complicate things like that in a situation outside of work."

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plot has failed.


OH MY GOSH IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINUTES TO GET THIS BUT NOW THAT I DO I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING AND TELLING MYSELF HOW CLEVER I AM EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT CLEVER AT ALL BECAUSE IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND.

Monday, May 6, 2013

That Sucker's Dead.

I have a complaint to file with Hollywood.

COULDN'T THEY CAST AN ACTUAL HIGH SCHOOLER TO FILL A HIGH SCHOOL ROLE JUST ONCE? JUST ONE TIME. JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

I'm getting very annoyed with this high-school-junior-who-is-actually-28-years-old-thing.

Just once.
How bad could it be?

Also, I notice that they wake up every morning in full makeup. And hair. Impressive. I don't even look that good after I spend an hour in front of the mirror. Or maybe that's just my inability to use a curling iron. Seriously, I have the burn marks to prove it.

OH MY GOSH THERE IS A FLY IN MY ROOM AND I CAN'T HANDLE IT THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING THINGS ON THE PLANET. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I CAN'T. I'M DONE. GOING FOR THE FLYSWATTER.

I'm back.

That sucker's dead.

Yeeeeaaaaah.

Over.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Poking the Bear...

Not feeling so hot tonight.
I have a headache that just WON'T GO AWAY.

Anyway, remember that iHome that I said I claimed?
Turns out it's Dan's.
He stole it back.
I plan on stealing it back again.
Which is a rather dangerous mission.
Because he's in the army.
And his biceps are the size of my head.
It's like I'm poking a bear...
A really big bear.

But I've always been a risk taker....
I always do all the big rollercoasters and weird looking bungee things.
Yeah...

ICE CREAM. DAD'S CALLING US FOR ICE CREAM.

Over.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

4th Wheelin' It

So.... I have spent the night as the fourth wheel.... It's a super awkward place to be. Seriously.

But it's still cold enough to hottub! (in May. This is a very rare occurrence. But not rare enough. Because this is Nebraska people. It likes to remain unpredictable. Like a woman.)

(Women are supposed to remain unpredictable. Right?)

But now I'm typing this while eating some REALLY good chocolate that I bought at Walgreens. It has something called 'alpine milk' in it that is REALLY GOOD.

Moving on.

I GOT A DOG TODAY.

Well, not really.
We put the deposit down to get the dog but he's only five weeks old so we can't take him for another three weeks. Today we drove for 4 hours to see him in Orange City, Iowa. He's a miniature Schnauzer. We only get Schnauzers. And we put mine down in February and so now we're getting a new one! But he's mine. He's mine.
But my dad is saying that he gets naming rights since he bought the dog and he wants to call it
OTTO VON SCHNAUZER. What the crap is that? What kind of a name is that? He says it's because he's a German dog and so he needs a German name. BUT THAT'S NOT COOL.
Seriously.

BUT WE'RE GETTING A PUPPY. SO EXCITED.

ISN'T HE ADORABLE? LOOK AT THOSE HUGE PAWS.
He does not look like an Otto.

Over.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Lookin' Hot

Short post tonight, but I promised I would write EVERYDAY, so I have to say something.

I finished Hercules.
Spoiler alert: He wins (and he gets the girl)

Tomorrow I'm going dress shopping.

Graduation's coming up.

I gotta look hot.

Over.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Sarcastic Diva

Can I just stop for a second and say that Meg is perhaps them most kickass supporting female character in any Disney movie?
I'm writing my stupid literary criticism over a literary criticism and I'm watching Hercules (because Hercules is AWESOME. One of my faves for sure.)
Meg is such a sarcastic diva!
So fantastic.
She's all: 'Men are stupid'
And I'm all: 'You tell it girl'
And then she's just got him wrapped around her finger with her sassy attitude and ability to sweep her hair back in that ponytail. Seriously, I don't even know what to say. I wish I could be her.
(Plus, she has Hercules, and he's pretty hot.)
And she has the best comebacks.


I have included the video 'Zero to Hero', from Hercules, for your viewing and listening entertainment.


So I got a new planner yesterday. I had to go to Walmart, and the one I have now ends in June so I found the exact one I have now (except it's in blue) even though it was in the wrong section but when I took it to check out, the barcode didn't work. So the cashier asked me how much it was and it wasn't in the right place so I didn't know, SO I GOT IT FOR 99 CENTS. And it's a fancy one. Worth way more than 99 cents. So basically, I'm pretty happy about this arrangement. And I hot a new journal thing. I love journal things. And pens. And books.

I'M SUCH A NERD.

(HERCULES' STRENGTH JUST GOT TAKEN. STUFF'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. He's still, like, really muscular. Did that all just go away? I know he's not super strong, but it he at least averagely strong? Oh no. Heartbreak.)

Today we had 'Weiners for Seniors' in band. (Basically we just go to the band room for lunch and eat chips and hotdogs.) AND WE GOT THESE REALLY AWESOME NOSE WHISTLES. MOUNT DAWG GOT THEM FROM DIETZE THE MUSIC STORE. The juniors were getting so pissed off. But the whistles are actually really hard to use! You have to get it DIRECTLY over your nose and at the right angle and it's hard BUT I HAVE GOT IT and my parents are threatening to melt it down and suffocate me with it. Wonderful parenting. But Sam's not home yet, and when he gets back then they'll REALLY learn the full extent of my musical talents! (He plays the drums and our rooms share a wall. It's payback time.)



Here is a picture of a nose whistle.
It is a very complex piece of musical equipment.
Seriously. It's hard.

Over.