Wednesday, September 25, 2013


That's what I'm watching right now. It's a show on Discovery channel where they drop total strangers in a wilderness and they're naked. NAKED. IN THE WILDERNESS. The people we're watching right now are in Africa and the guy has a life threatening foot infection but HE STILL WON'T QUIT. It's amazing.
And I am learning that I am a total wimp.

Also there were free cupcakes at the clubhouse!

I took two. No shame. That is a very unnatractive photo of myself. Please don't judge. (They were free cupcakes! I would've taken 5 if I could've!)

I don't know.
New book review is up! And I'm working on three more!

Today has been quite an exciting day. Free cupcakes. Nakedness. Survival. Pasta.
(The current guy has this really bad sunburn and they're on an island and it looks super freaking painful and as a ginger, I totally empathize and ew. FIREANTS.)

Well. I have nothing else. If you have a topic you'd like to hear about please comment!


Monday, September 23, 2013



Sorry for the delay, it's been kind of a rough week.

But here I am. Completely unsure of what to say.

I'm posting a new book review soon! So make sure that you check that out sometime.


I'm making friends! People actually want to hang out in the same general vicinity as me for extended periods of time! It's miraculous! For example: tomorrow I have a French study date with a girl from my French class AND SHE ACTUALLY ASKED ME. WHAT?! UNHEARD OF. PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH ME. I'm still so shocked that I can't articulate anything but shock. Sorry.

Today I ate a protein bar and two oreos and that was it. It's like I'm forgetting to eat. I didn't know that was possible. I also slept from 5:30 to 7:30 which means that I probably won't sleep tonight. BAD IDEA. NO NAPS AFTER 4 O'CLOCK.

We have a Jonas Brothers poster hanging in our living room. I don't really know how to explain that.


Monday, September 16, 2013


I suck at updating.
I promise.
But don't hold me to it.


Friday, September 13, 2013

The Adventures of Apathetic Ariel

Well... Today is Friday.

I am lying on my floor, staring at the ceiling, trying not to drop my phone on my face as I type this.

I have a French composition on Monday. And an English essay due on Tuesday. And I am so unable to dredge up any motivation. For example, I am extremely thirsty, but it doesn't matter, because I am stagnant. THERE ARE OREOS IN MY BOTTOM DESK DRAWER BUT I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF GET ONE.

I have created various personas for myself based on the moods I am in and I'm am currently playing the role of Apathetic Ariel.

Eh. I don't want to type anymore.


Tuesday, September 10, 2013


I'm so very sorry.

It hasn't been super eventful.... though I did go to the new Mortal Instruments movie with Dusk and Celeste. IT WAS A FUN TRIP. It was just us and three other people in the theater and they probably HATED us because we were rather loud and obnoxious...

Camp Rock was on TV today and Carol and I watched it and sang to it and danced to it and I'm really glad none of you were there to see it because it was really embarrassing.

I have a French exam tomorrow. Everyone pray. Pray hard. I'M REALLY GOING TO NEED IT.

(also it's thundering outside and I really like thunder)


Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Zombies, Run! Part 1


So this Zombie app was way more hardcore than I expected.

I started out in a helicopter and we were going to this little township surrounded by zombies. They didn't tell me why I was going there and it was all very mysterious. Then BAM. WE ARE SHOT OUT OF THE SKY BY A ROCKET LAUNCHER. WHAT?! I escape. (Of course.) but my pilot is not so lucky. I picked up a radio as I was running away and a guy with a sweet British accent starts talking to me, telling me how amazing it is that I survived and telling me where to run to. Oh yeah. And that the zombies are chasing me. He also alluded to the story of his girlfriend (runner 5) running out to the old field hospital and getting taken by the zombies. Then he decides to NAME ME RUNNER 5. AND SEND ME TO SWING BY THE FIELD HOSPITAL FOR SUPPLIES. DOESN'T THAT SITUATION SOUND ODDLY FAMILLIAR? Anyway, I picked up some stuff, and made it back to the base where I was met with guys with guns who shielded my entrance to the base. And APPARENTLY, I picked up some top secret document at the hospital that is possibly of vital importance but of course they couldn't tell me whether or not it was, so maybe I risked my life for the recipe to peanut butter. I guess I'll have to wait for my next run to find out. (Also the guys with guns killed the British guy(whose name is Sam)'s former-girlfriend-turned-zombie named Alice. It was pretty traumatic. Also there was a doctor named Meyers in there somewhere. I'll be sure to inform you of my progress as I continue....


Okay guys. So yesterday I downloaded an app called 'Zombies, Run!' It's supposed to be a workout app in which they tell you a story interspersed with your music and whenever zombies are chasing you, you have to speed up. And you can swerve different directions to get supplies and it looks really fun. So I'm trying it out tonight after class and I'll post again afterward. I'm very excited!