Saturday, June 7, 2014

Cady is pressuring me

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAYYYYY....
My life is just sort of a monotone of the same events everyday.
I go to my big girl job. I go home. I hang out with people. Etc.
I guess... I've been doing a lot of house-sitting. WHICH IS THE GREATEST GIG EVER.
I'm getting paid to hang out with other people's pets. It's like, a dream. I'm currently sitting for an aunt and uncle in Omaha and they have a really beautiful black lab called Boo Radley and he's just hanging out with me on the couch with his head on my legs. IT'S LIKE DREAM.

Okay, here's something.
So as it turns out there's this castle in Austria named "Rosenau Castle". Which is my name. So personally, I think my family and I should just head over there and DEMAND OUR CASTLE BACK. It's like when we were in first grade and you'd say "that's my seat" and the other kid would say "does it have your name on it?" and this time I can say YES. YES IT DOES HAVE MY NAME ON IT. THAT IS MY CASTLE.
I WANT TO RECLAIM MY BIRTHRIGHT.

So if any of you have any experience in that sort of thing, let me know.


Over.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

I've been shamed

It has been brought to my attention that I haven't posted in almost a month....
Sorry....
But I have a big girl job now, and contrary to popular belief, being an adult is real actually pretty boring. I have no good stories! I mean, I have some, because I'm me and I'm just so funny. 
But yes, I am hard at work at my big girl office job, wearing pencil skirts and cardigans. (I'm actually currently on my lunch break so this is going to have to be short) BUT I PROMISE THAT BY THE END OF THIS WEEK YOU WILL HAVE A REAL BLOG POST. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ABSENCE OH LOYAL FANS. 


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Friday, May 9, 2014

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M DONE WITH MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE.
That is all. I really just want to go to sleep now.

Over. 

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

OH MY GOSH.
So we had a big thunderstorm tonight and I spent most of it outside running around in the rain. I know that in most states people generally go in the basement or something when funnel clouds start forming BUT NOT IN NEBRASKA. I have honestly never seen as many people out on campus as I did tonight. There were a lot of people on their balconies. BUT THAT IS NOT ENOIGH FOR ME. I insisted on running around in it and soon people started joining me and out of nowhere I had somehow formed a cult group of storm watchers. We were running and dancing and sliding through this really muddy patch of grass (housing is going to be really pissed about that in the morning) and there were a lot of people watching us (the guys would come out for a few minutes and then go inside because they got cold.) (Wimps.) I knew like none of the people but It was so awesome and I got so dirty and my shower is rather disgusting actually.
MOM IF YOURE REAdDING THIS PLEASE DO NOT IMMEDIATELY TEXT ME TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE STUDYING. I AM HAVING FUN AND LIVING LIFE AND NOT DRINKING. IM JUST RUNNING THROUGH THE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT.
I did get kind of a nasty cut on my back.
But it was awesome. Most fun I've had in awhile.


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Freshman year....

I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE.
ONE MORE DAY.
ONE MORE TEST.
I'M ALMOOOOSTTT DOOOONNE.
It's so close I can almost taste it.
I'm not actually sure what I'm tasting, but that's a phrase that people use so I'm using it now.
But I still have that one test so now I'm going back to studying.

Over.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

dead week...

It's the Tuesday of dead week.
For those of you who are not familiar with the American collegiate system, I'll give you a rundown. I'm going to a school that works on the semester system, so I have two separate terms of school. And at the end of every semester we have finals week, in which (obviously) we take all of our finals. But the week before finals week is what we call 'dead week'. It's SUPPOSED TO BE because campus is dead and everyone is studying and the teachers don't assign very much (some of them even cancel class) and we're just buried under textbooks in preparation for a week of tests.
BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE. IT'S CALLED DEAD WEEK BECAUSE COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE DEAD AT THE END OF IT. I HAVE THREE PAPERS AND A PRESENTATION DUE THIS WEEK. I HATE THIS SO MUCH. I AM SO STRESSED.
That's all I have time for because I have so much studying to do.
I hate college.

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Thursday, April 24, 2014

ADULT

GUYS I HAVE A BIG GIRL JOB. IN AN OFFICE. I HAVE TO DRESS UP EVERYDAY AND LOOK NICE. IT'S IN A BIG OFFICE BUILDING DOWNTOWN. I EVEN HAVE TO GET A PARKING PASS.
I'm so excited. You have no idea. I got the job through a cousin of mine who works there and I just sent off my resume and they gave me an interview and then they gave me the job!
AAHHH!! I'm going to be the best office assistant any of them has ever seen. I'm going to kick butt.
I sort of feel like an adult. Which is weird. This morning I enrolled for classes next fall, and then this summer I start my big girl job in an office with fancy clothes (I need to go shopping for some of those...) and I FEEL LIKE A REAL LIVE ADULT AND IT'S SO WEIRD.
I'm not sure if I like it yet.
But, yeah! That's my big news. Big girl job. As soon as I got out of the interview and they told me I had it I called my parents and my grandparents and texted people and was generally kind of obnoxious about it BUT I DON'T CARE. I FEEL MILDLY SELF SUFFICIENT. (Mom, if you're reading this, that doesn't mean I don't need you or the money that you provide to put me through college. I LOVE YOU MOMMY.)
So that's all I got. I'm just very excited.
I'M AN ADULT.

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