Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Update?

Guys... I'm so lame. So boring. I have nothing to say because I am lame right now. I'm so sorry.

OH WAIT. One thing did happen.
I lit a good chunk of my hair on fire ligjting bottle rockets and now I have to pin this weirdly short section of hair up every morning because it won't stay in my freaking ponytail. So that happened.

Um... School is starting in almost exactly a month, which I'm okay with. I might get to actually see my friends again.

Also, I OFFICIALLY HAVE A SCHOOL YEAR JOB! The non-profit organization I've been interning with this summer just asked me to stay on during he school year. I'M SO EXCITED. Everyone is so nice and the job is great and I won't have to go get a new job and relearn where everything is. So I'm very happy about that.

I will be moving soon. It will be quite a drastic change. Nearly 1000 feet away from my previous dorm location AND ON THE SECOND FLOOR. I'll have to take stairs everyday. Ew.


Over.

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Patriotism

WHAT IS UP EVERYONE?
I've been getting some hate messages all directed at forcing me to post and I'm very sensitive so I'm going to write something if only to MAKE THE ASKING STOP. (cracks knuckles).

Okay, so it's summertime, and I don't have class, and I work a full time office job.
Just a warning, those factors add up to me not having a ton of interesting or exciting stories. I'm sort of lame right now. Like really lame. I sleep A LOT. But I'll try.

FOURTH OF JULY IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK.
I will try as hard as I can to post nearer to the day, because fourth of July is one of my favorite holidays. It's the one day a year when I'm guaranteed explosives and homemade lemon ice cream. It's always been a big deal for my family. Dad always buys way more fireworks than we can actually light in one night (so we usually have this random stash of bottle rockets in the garage) and we all put on clothing that we don't mind having burn holes in and start lighting things on fire! My favorite is roman candle wars, in which we just sort of aim roman candles at each other and starting shooting. But we're not allowed to play in the cornfield anymore because a few years ago we lit one of the stalks on fire and the whole thing almost went up. Now we have to play it in open fields, which isn't as much fun because there's no stealth involved. But anyway.

Fourth of July just makes everything feel so American, you know what I mean? Like, we're all wearing our American flag t-shirts, and all of the huge fireworks tents are all over town and people go on trips to see relatives and it's just so AMERICAN.
I bet if they took a pole Fourth of July and the Olympics would tie for the times when Americans feel the most patriotic. We are all just total suckers for explosives and curling.


Over.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Cady is pressuring me

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAYYYYY....
My life is just sort of a monotone of the same events everyday.
I go to my big girl job. I go home. I hang out with people. Etc.
I guess... I've been doing a lot of house-sitting. WHICH IS THE GREATEST GIG EVER.
I'm getting paid to hang out with other people's pets. It's like, a dream. I'm currently sitting for an aunt and uncle in Omaha and they have a really beautiful black lab called Boo Radley and he's just hanging out with me on the couch with his head on my legs. IT'S LIKE DREAM.

Okay, here's something.
So as it turns out there's this castle in Austria named "Rosenau Castle". Which is my name. So personally, I think my family and I should just head over there and DEMAND OUR CASTLE BACK. It's like when we were in first grade and you'd say "that's my seat" and the other kid would say "does it have your name on it?" and this time I can say YES. YES IT DOES HAVE MY NAME ON IT. THAT IS MY CASTLE.
I WANT TO RECLAIM MY BIRTHRIGHT.

So if any of you have any experience in that sort of thing, let me know.


Over.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

I've been shamed

It has been brought to my attention that I haven't posted in almost a month....
Sorry....
But I have a big girl job now, and contrary to popular belief, being an adult is real actually pretty boring. I have no good stories! I mean, I have some, because I'm me and I'm just so funny. 
But yes, I am hard at work at my big girl office job, wearing pencil skirts and cardigans. (I'm actually currently on my lunch break so this is going to have to be short) BUT I PROMISE THAT BY THE END OF THIS WEEK YOU WILL HAVE A REAL BLOG POST. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ABSENCE OH LOYAL FANS. 


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Friday, May 9, 2014

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M DONE WITH MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE.
That is all. I really just want to go to sleep now.

Over. 

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

OH MY GOSH.
So we had a big thunderstorm tonight and I spent most of it outside running around in the rain. I know that in most states people generally go in the basement or something when funnel clouds start forming BUT NOT IN NEBRASKA. I have honestly never seen as many people out on campus as I did tonight. There were a lot of people on their balconies. BUT THAT IS NOT ENOIGH FOR ME. I insisted on running around in it and soon people started joining me and out of nowhere I had somehow formed a cult group of storm watchers. We were running and dancing and sliding through this really muddy patch of grass (housing is going to be really pissed about that in the morning) and there were a lot of people watching us (the guys would come out for a few minutes and then go inside because they got cold.) (Wimps.) I knew like none of the people but It was so awesome and I got so dirty and my shower is rather disgusting actually.
MOM IF YOURE REAdDING THIS PLEASE DO NOT IMMEDIATELY TEXT ME TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE STUDYING. I AM HAVING FUN AND LIVING LIFE AND NOT DRINKING. IM JUST RUNNING THROUGH THE LIGHTNING AND THUNDER LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT.
I did get kind of a nasty cut on my back.
But it was awesome. Most fun I've had in awhile.


Over.

Freshman year....

I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE.
ONE MORE DAY.
ONE MORE TEST.
I'M ALMOOOOSTTT DOOOONNE.
It's so close I can almost taste it.
I'm not actually sure what I'm tasting, but that's a phrase that people use so I'm using it now.
But I still have that one test so now I'm going back to studying.

Over.