A murder

I promised Dave a post. So here we go.

THERE'S BLOOD TRAILING DOWN 3 FLOORS IN MY BUILDING. REAL BLOOD. SO MUCH BLOOD. THREE FREAKING FLOORS OF IT.

IT'S IN THE CARPET. IT'S SOAKING THROUGH ALL THE LITTLE CRACKS IN THE STAIRS. WHAT HAPPENED HERE. SOMEONE WAS MURDERED. MAYBE I'M NEXT.

THREE FLOORS PEOPLE. A LOT OF BLOOD. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT CAN PRODUCE THIS MUCH BLOOD EXCEPT A HUMAN BODY.

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FOOTBALL.

I've been reading a lot lately. Like A LOT. Sometimes I look up and I forget who I am and where I am and then it comes back to me and I'm like, 'oh crap. I have a paper due at midnight.' And at that point I kind of wish I was being chased by the government through the swamps of Panama. Unfortunately, I am 19-year-old white girl in Nebraska who can't survive three hours without her iPhone so that's just not going to happen. Actually, I was home last weekend, and when I got there I realized I had forgotten my charger. My mother tried to convince me that I could go two days without it but instead I made her drive me to Walmart to buy a new one. I am such a stereotype, it's not even funny.

But back to reading. Hopefully I will be posting some review's soon. I have a paper due in two days that I really need to start on so it maybe be a few days. That and I've been watching a lot of football. I'M SO EXCITED THAT IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON. I watch it day and night. I don't care who's playing. I'm like a boy. I was raised in a house were if there was football on TV, we were watching it. It's like a religion almost. My mom starts to get really sick of it around January, but dad has all us kids brainwashed, so we outnumber her. GO PACKERS.

I'm currently at my friend Caitlin's dorm and we are sitting on opposite ends of her bed, each on our own laptops. Aren't you proud, mom? I'm socializing!

Okay. Now it's time to call some people out. I'm not sure who's still reading this but I'll give it my best shot.
Krystal - EMAIL ME BACK. I FEEL UNLOVED AND FORGOTTEN.
Dusk & Celeste - You need to take me to another movie. I miss my bonding time.
Wendy & Connie - You should email me. Because I miss you but I don't know what to say if I email first.
Dave - I'm just impressed you're still reading the blog at all.

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Naked...?

NAKED AND AFRAID!

That's what I'm watching right now. It's a show on Discovery channel where they drop total strangers in a wilderness and they're naked. NAKED. IN THE WILDERNESS. The people we're watching right now are in Africa and the guy has a life threatening foot infection but HE STILL WON'T QUIT. It's amazing.

And I am learning that I am a total wimp.

TOTAL WIMP.

Also there were free cupcakes at the clubhouse!

I took two. No shame. That is a very unnatractive photo of myself. Please don't judge. (They were free cupcakes! I would've taken 5 if I could've!)

UM... WHAT SHALL I TALK ABOUT?

I don't know.

New book review is up! And I'm working on three more!

Today has been quite an exciting day. Free cupcakes. Nakedness. Survival. Pasta.

(The current guy has this really bad sunburn and they're on an island and it looks super freaking painful and as a ginger, I totally empathize and ew. FIREANTS.)

Well. I have nothing else. If you have a topic you'd like to hear about please comment!

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DARN YOU GUYS

I'M POSTING. OKAY? ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW? I'M FREAKING POSTING.

Sorry for the delay, it's been kind of a rough week.

But here I am. Completely unsure of what to say.

I'm posting a new book review soon! So make sure that you check that out sometime.

UUUUUUMMMMMM.....

I'm making friends! People actually want to hang out in the same general vicinity as me for extended periods of time! It's miraculous! For example: tomorrow I have a French study date with a girl from my French class AND SHE ACTUALLY ASKED ME. WHAT?! UNHEARD OF. PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH ME. I'm still so shocked that I can't articulate anything but shock. Sorry.

Today I ate a protein bar and two oreos and that was it. It's like I'm forgetting to eat. I didn't know that was possible. I also slept from 5:30 to 7:30 which means that I probably won't sleep tonight. BAD IDEA. NO NAPS AFTER 4 O'CLOCK.

We have a Jonas Brothers poster hanging in our living room. I don't really know how to explain that.

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Promise?

I suck at updating.

Tomorrow.

I promise.

But don't hold me to it.

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The Adventures of Apathetic Ariel

Well... Today is Friday.

I am lying on my floor, staring at the ceiling, trying not to drop my phone on my face as I type this.

I have a French composition on Monday. And an English essay due on Tuesday. And I am so unable to dredge up any motivation. For example, I am extremely thirsty, but it doesn't matter, because I am stagnant. THERE ARE OREOS IN MY BOTTOM DESK DRAWER BUT I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF GET ONE.

I have created various personas for myself based on the moods I am in and I'm am currently playing the role of Apathetic Ariel.

Eh. I don't want to type anymore.

ver.

eh

GASP.
I HAVEN'T POSTED IN A FULL WEEK.
I'm so very sorry.

It hasn't been super eventful.... though I did go to the new Mortal Instruments movie with Dusk and Celeste. IT WAS A FUN TRIP. It was just us and three other people in the theater and they probably HATED us because we were rather loud and obnoxious...

Camp Rock was on TV today and Carol and I watched it and sang to it and danced to it and I'm really glad none of you were there to see it because it was really embarrassing.

I have a French exam tomorrow. Everyone pray. Pray hard. I'M REALLY GOING TO NEED IT.

(also it's thundering outside and I really like thunder)

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