I have a complaint to file with Hollywood.
COULDN'T THEY CAST AN ACTUAL HIGH SCHOOLER TO FILL A HIGH SCHOOL ROLE JUST ONCE? JUST ONE TIME. JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
I'm getting very annoyed with this high-school-junior-who-is-actually-28-years-old-thing.
Just once.
How bad could it be?
Also, I notice that they wake up every morning in full makeup. And hair. Impressive. I don't even look that good after I spend an hour in front of the mirror. Or maybe that's just my inability to use a curling iron. Seriously, I have the burn marks to prove it.
OH MY GOSH THERE IS A FLY IN MY ROOM AND I CAN'T HANDLE IT THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING THINGS ON THE PLANET. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I CAN'T. I'M DONE. GOING FOR THE FLYSWATTER.
I'm back.
That sucker's dead.
Yeeeeaaaaah.
Over.
Monday, May 6, 2013
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Poking the Bear...
Not feeling so hot tonight.
I have a headache that just WON'T GO AWAY.
Anyway, remember that iHome that I said I claimed?
Turns out it's Dan's.
He stole it back.
I plan on stealing it back again.
Which is a rather dangerous mission.
Because he's in the army.
And his biceps are the size of my head.
It's like I'm poking a bear...
A really big bear.
But I've always been a risk taker....
I always do all the big rollercoasters and weird looking bungee things.
Yeah...
ICE CREAM. DAD'S CALLING US FOR ICE CREAM.
Over.
I have a headache that just WON'T GO AWAY.
Anyway, remember that iHome that I said I claimed?
Turns out it's Dan's.
He stole it back.
I plan on stealing it back again.
Which is a rather dangerous mission.
Because he's in the army.
And his biceps are the size of my head.
It's like I'm poking a bear...
A really big bear.
But I've always been a risk taker....
I always do all the big rollercoasters and weird looking bungee things.
Yeah...
ICE CREAM. DAD'S CALLING US FOR ICE CREAM.
Over.
Saturday, May 4, 2013
4th Wheelin' It
So.... I have spent the night as the fourth wheel.... It's a super awkward place to be. Seriously.
But it's still cold enough to hottub! (in May. This is a very rare occurrence. But not rare enough. Because this is Nebraska people. It likes to remain unpredictable. Like a woman.)
(Women are supposed to remain unpredictable. Right?)
But now I'm typing this while eating some REALLY good chocolate that I bought at Walgreens. It has something called 'alpine milk' in it that is REALLY GOOD.
Moving on.
I GOT A DOG TODAY.
Well, not really.
We put the deposit down to get the dog but he's only five weeks old so we can't take him for another three weeks. Today we drove for 4 hours to see him in Orange City, Iowa. He's a miniature Schnauzer. We only get Schnauzers. And we put mine down in February and so now we're getting a new one! But he's mine. He's mine.
But my dad is saying that he gets naming rights since he bought the dog and he wants to call it
OTTO VON SCHNAUZER. What the crap is that? What kind of a name is that? He says it's because he's a German dog and so he needs a German name. BUT THAT'S NOT COOL.
Seriously.
BUT WE'RE GETTING A PUPPY. SO EXCITED.
But it's still cold enough to hottub! (in May. This is a very rare occurrence. But not rare enough. Because this is Nebraska people. It likes to remain unpredictable. Like a woman.)
(Women are supposed to remain unpredictable. Right?)
But now I'm typing this while eating some REALLY good chocolate that I bought at Walgreens. It has something called 'alpine milk' in it that is REALLY GOOD.
Moving on.
I GOT A DOG TODAY.
Well, not really.
We put the deposit down to get the dog but he's only five weeks old so we can't take him for another three weeks. Today we drove for 4 hours to see him in Orange City, Iowa. He's a miniature Schnauzer. We only get Schnauzers. And we put mine down in February and so now we're getting a new one! But he's mine. He's mine.
But my dad is saying that he gets naming rights since he bought the dog and he wants to call it
OTTO VON SCHNAUZER. What the crap is that? What kind of a name is that? He says it's because he's a German dog and so he needs a German name. BUT THAT'S NOT COOL.
Seriously.
BUT WE'RE GETTING A PUPPY. SO EXCITED.
ISN'T HE ADORABLE? LOOK AT THOSE HUGE PAWS.
He does not look like an Otto.
Over.
Friday, May 3, 2013
Lookin' Hot
Short post tonight, but I promised I would write EVERYDAY, so I have to say something.
I finished Hercules.
Spoiler alert: He wins (and he gets the girl)
Tomorrow I'm going dress shopping.
Graduation's coming up.
I gotta look hot.
Over.
I finished Hercules.
Spoiler alert: He wins (and he gets the girl)
Tomorrow I'm going dress shopping.
Graduation's coming up.
I gotta look hot.
Over.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Sarcastic Diva
Can I just stop for a second and say that Meg is perhaps them most kickass supporting female character in any Disney movie?
I'm writing my stupid literary criticism over a literary criticism and I'm watching Hercules (because Hercules is AWESOME. One of my faves for sure.)
Meg is such a sarcastic diva!
So fantastic.
She's all: 'Men are stupid'
And I'm all: 'You tell it girl'
And then she's just got him wrapped around her finger with her sassy attitude and ability to sweep her hair back in that ponytail. Seriously, I don't even know what to say. I wish I could be her.
(Plus, she has Hercules, and he's pretty hot.)
And she has the best comebacks.
So I got a new planner yesterday. I had to go to Walmart, and the one I have now ends in June so I found the exact one I have now (except it's in blue) even though it was in the wrong section but when I took it to check out, the barcode didn't work. So the cashier asked me how much it was and it wasn't in the right place so I didn't know, SO I GOT IT FOR 99 CENTS. And it's a fancy one. Worth way more than 99 cents. So basically, I'm pretty happy about this arrangement. And I hot a new journal thing. I love journal things. And pens. And books.
I'M SUCH A NERD.
(HERCULES' STRENGTH JUST GOT TAKEN. STUFF'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. He's still, like, really muscular. Did that all just go away? I know he's not super strong, but it he at least averagely strong? Oh no. Heartbreak.)
Today we had 'Weiners for Seniors' in band. (Basically we just go to the band room for lunch and eat chips and hotdogs.) AND WE GOT THESE REALLY AWESOME NOSE WHISTLES. MOUNT DAWG GOT THEM FROM DIETZE THE MUSIC STORE. The juniors were getting so pissed off. But the whistles are actually really hard to use! You have to get it DIRECTLY over your nose and at the right angle and it's hard BUT I HAVE GOT IT and my parents are threatening to melt it down and suffocate me with it. Wonderful parenting. But Sam's not home yet, and when he gets back then they'll REALLY learn the full extent of my musical talents! (He plays the drums and our rooms share a wall. It's payback time.)
Here is a picture of a nose whistle.
It is a very complex piece of musical equipment.
Seriously. It's hard.
Over.
I'm writing my stupid literary criticism over a literary criticism and I'm watching Hercules (because Hercules is AWESOME. One of my faves for sure.)
Meg is such a sarcastic diva!
So fantastic.
She's all: 'Men are stupid'
And I'm all: 'You tell it girl'
And then she's just got him wrapped around her finger with her sassy attitude and ability to sweep her hair back in that ponytail. Seriously, I don't even know what to say. I wish I could be her.
(Plus, she has Hercules, and he's pretty hot.)
And she has the best comebacks.
I have included the video 'Zero to Hero', from Hercules, for your viewing and listening entertainment.
I'M SUCH A NERD.
(HERCULES' STRENGTH JUST GOT TAKEN. STUFF'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. He's still, like, really muscular. Did that all just go away? I know he's not super strong, but it he at least averagely strong? Oh no. Heartbreak.)
Today we had 'Weiners for Seniors' in band. (Basically we just go to the band room for lunch and eat chips and hotdogs.) AND WE GOT THESE REALLY AWESOME NOSE WHISTLES. MOUNT DAWG GOT THEM FROM DIETZE THE MUSIC STORE. The juniors were getting so pissed off. But the whistles are actually really hard to use! You have to get it DIRECTLY over your nose and at the right angle and it's hard BUT I HAVE GOT IT and my parents are threatening to melt it down and suffocate me with it. Wonderful parenting. But Sam's not home yet, and when he gets back then they'll REALLY learn the full extent of my musical talents! (He plays the drums and our rooms share a wall. It's payback time.)
Here is a picture of a nose whistle.
It is a very complex piece of musical equipment.
Seriously. It's hard.
Over.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
THE WEATHER
I had something planned for tonight... but more important matters arose.
THE WEATHER.
It is May 1st.
And today it is snowing. It started with rain, and sleet, then hail, then it turned to snow.
IT'S SNOWING IN MAY.
WHAT IS THIS?
GO HOME NEBRASKA.
YOU'RE DRUNK.
YOU'RE COMPLETELY WASTED.
Dad says that a snow day tomorrow is not a complete impossibility depending on if ice forms.
And since they've already announced the official end of school, they can't push it back. So if we DID get a snow day, that would be one less day of my high school career!
I've been reduced to talking about the weather. This is pretty pathetic.
But it's really INTERESTING weather. To me at least.
I bet Walmart is out of bread already.
Saying blizzard in Nebraska is like yelling fire in movie theater.
People freak the crap out.
TOMORROW....
I will be posting about the parking lot etiquette rules of Blair high School.
It happens to be a very specific hierarchy that the freshmen are expected to just know upon entrance their first day. Many of them fail initially and are reprimanded as such. GET READY FOR A DOOZY.
Over.
THE WEATHER.
It is May 1st.
And today it is snowing. It started with rain, and sleet, then hail, then it turned to snow.
IT'S SNOWING IN MAY.
WHAT IS THIS?
GO HOME NEBRASKA.
YOU'RE DRUNK.
YOU'RE COMPLETELY WASTED.
Dad says that a snow day tomorrow is not a complete impossibility depending on if ice forms.
And since they've already announced the official end of school, they can't push it back. So if we DID get a snow day, that would be one less day of my high school career!
I've been reduced to talking about the weather. This is pretty pathetic.
But it's really INTERESTING weather. To me at least.
I bet Walmart is out of bread already.
Saying blizzard in Nebraska is like yelling fire in movie theater.
People freak the crap out.
TOMORROW....
I will be posting about the parking lot etiquette rules of Blair high School.
It happens to be a very specific hierarchy that the freshmen are expected to just know upon entrance their first day. Many of them fail initially and are reprimanded as such. GET READY FOR A DOOZY.
Over.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Childhood Episode 2
OKAY.
I have so much homework tonight. I shouldn't be posting. I've been avoiding 'Death of a Salesman' all week, and the quiz is tomorrow. This is pretty usual for me. We had ALL SUMMER to read Frankenstein, and I read it the night before the test. Took me two hours. I got a 104%. That's right. I rocked it. I'm hoping that this will be no different.
OH. I have a story for you.
Episode 2 of Nicole's Childhood:
So today my mom and I were driving home from a doctor's appointment and we were talking about the time I was hospitalized after kindergarten. I had this infection in my bone and I was in the Kearney hospital for like a week. I remember the night I was checked in. I was 6, I think, so my dad was carrying me while my mom checked me in. I threw up on him in the waiting room.
Now, you have to understand. My father is HORRIFIED by vomit. Mom has always been the one to clean up after us. He even hates his own vomit. And I emptied my stomach directly on him. It's a traumatic memory for him. I also remember this other thing. They had me hooked up to several machines. A pick line and an i.v. and stuff. I had to drag them with me whenever I had to go to the bathroom. Usually my mom was there to help me. But there was one day when she wasn't there and I REALLY HAD TO GO, so I unhooked everything and dragged them with me one at a time. It took like, 10 minutes. Then, I got to the bathroom and realized.... they had unhooked me from everything the day before. I was a very pissed 6 year old. I got A LOT of presents that week. Enough coloring books to last years. Balloons, candy. My mom said that after I got out and we had carted it all out she asked me if it was worth it. (the emotional trauma in exchange for the gifts.) Apparently I said yes. I was also a rather selfish 6 year old. Although, I'm not really sure that has changed in 12 years.
OH MY GOSH. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ARTHUR MILLER (playwrite) ON PLL (yes, I'm still watching. Season 2, episode 16) AND DEATH OF A SALESMAN WAS WRITTEN BY ARTHUR MILLER.
Not that exciting. But still. I enjoy it. Ignore my weird.
Well..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I should probably actually start my homework ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................EXPLETIVE. MULTIPLE EXPLETIVES.
Over.
I have so much homework tonight. I shouldn't be posting. I've been avoiding 'Death of a Salesman' all week, and the quiz is tomorrow. This is pretty usual for me. We had ALL SUMMER to read Frankenstein, and I read it the night before the test. Took me two hours. I got a 104%. That's right. I rocked it. I'm hoping that this will be no different.
OH. I have a story for you.
Episode 2 of Nicole's Childhood:
So today my mom and I were driving home from a doctor's appointment and we were talking about the time I was hospitalized after kindergarten. I had this infection in my bone and I was in the Kearney hospital for like a week. I remember the night I was checked in. I was 6, I think, so my dad was carrying me while my mom checked me in. I threw up on him in the waiting room.
Now, you have to understand. My father is HORRIFIED by vomit. Mom has always been the one to clean up after us. He even hates his own vomit. And I emptied my stomach directly on him. It's a traumatic memory for him. I also remember this other thing. They had me hooked up to several machines. A pick line and an i.v. and stuff. I had to drag them with me whenever I had to go to the bathroom. Usually my mom was there to help me. But there was one day when she wasn't there and I REALLY HAD TO GO, so I unhooked everything and dragged them with me one at a time. It took like, 10 minutes. Then, I got to the bathroom and realized.... they had unhooked me from everything the day before. I was a very pissed 6 year old. I got A LOT of presents that week. Enough coloring books to last years. Balloons, candy. My mom said that after I got out and we had carted it all out she asked me if it was worth it. (the emotional trauma in exchange for the gifts.) Apparently I said yes. I was also a rather selfish 6 year old. Although, I'm not really sure that has changed in 12 years.
OH MY GOSH. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ARTHUR MILLER (playwrite) ON PLL (yes, I'm still watching. Season 2, episode 16) AND DEATH OF A SALESMAN WAS WRITTEN BY ARTHUR MILLER.
Not that exciting. But still. I enjoy it. Ignore my weird.
Well..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I should probably actually start my homework ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................EXPLETIVE. MULTIPLE EXPLETIVES.
Over.
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