But it's still cold enough to hottub! (in May. This is a very rare occurrence. But not rare enough. Because this is Nebraska people. It likes to remain unpredictable. Like a woman.)
(Women are supposed to remain unpredictable. Right?)
But now I'm typing this while eating some REALLY good chocolate that I bought at Walgreens. It has something called 'alpine milk' in it that is REALLY GOOD.
I GOT A DOG TODAY.
Well, not really.
We put the deposit down to get the dog but he's only five weeks old so we can't take him for another three weeks. Today we drove for 4 hours to see him in Orange City, Iowa. He's a miniature Schnauzer. We only get Schnauzers. And we put mine down in February and so now we're getting a new one! But he's mine. He's mine.
But my dad is saying that he gets naming rights since he bought the dog and he wants to call it
OTTO VON SCHNAUZER. What the crap is that? What kind of a name is that? He says it's because he's a German dog and so he needs a German name. BUT THAT'S NOT COOL.
BUT WE'RE GETTING A PUPPY. SO EXCITED.
ISN'T HE ADORABLE? LOOK AT THOSE HUGE PAWS.
He does not look like an Otto.