My dad eating a HIGHLY PROCESSED Little Debbie's lemon cake thing: "I'll bet this has never been touched by human hands. I am the first to touch this. It's like I'm an astronaut."
Dad: "Some people like baseball."
Sam: "Some people like sticking needles in their eye."
Dad: "No, Sam, they don't."
You know his probably right about being the first human to touch his lemon cake, sad very sad!
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