So I have this device that's 85% glass and 15% metal and took billions of dollars of innovation and the worlds most brilliant minds working for years and years and what am I using it for?
I check the weather at least twice an hour.
Seriously. The weather is my favorite thing ever. I have 4 weather apps.
I am such a freak.
Also I ripped my jesns at work today.
I felt so weird.
It was at this awkward place on my inner thigh and I told Dusk and she just whispered, "Slut!" and then laughed and walked away.
(Random story. Weird story.)
Oop. It's time. Gotta check the weather.
Scattered showers predicted.